Dave and
Hussey's 28th Birthday 
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Dave and Hussey celebrated/commiserated turning 28 with a trip to the Jam House in Birmingham. Tewy was anxious to show off his new pegs and get the lads' opinion on whether or not his carefully turned out barnett was looking a bit thin round the back. Needless to say we didn't really come up with an answer on the night - it was dark, there was alcohol, hardly wanted to upset the lad... but in the cold light of day it seems only fair to give the man an answer. CLICK HERE to register your opinion. Results coming soon.
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JAM REGISTERS HIS OPINION - "Tewy, you one bald number cruncher!!!!"
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The Ladyfriends were out in force, first time the Raven had met Hussey's girlfriend, Nick's girlfriend and Jam's girlfriend. Didn't get introduced to Jam's lady unfortunately, I suspect she may have got 'lost', and none of us saw too much of Nick and his missus. I asked him about this later - "I was nailing her behind the bins!!!!" - Fair enough. Larker's missus stayed at home cutting holes in all his condoms.
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Getting old isn't all bad though. As the topic of our conversation moved inexorably on to how hairy our chests are nowadays we realised we are all indeed sproutier and hairier than ever before! That's got to be a good thing!
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It would seem the girls aren't quite so pleased with how their chests have turned out since none of them joined us in our comparisons. Jam on the other hand seemed delighted with the situation, like a cow that had just given birth, high on post natal drugs and suckling his newborn babies!
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Jam must have been breastfeeding at least 40% proof since the night seemed to get a little messier from then on. The polite, grown up conversation was replaced with....
(CLICK HERE FOR RADISH BEING SHAKEN TO NONE OTHER THAN CHESNEY! - VIDEO CLIP)
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The Lads bailed out one by one, and we eventually staggered into a taxi. We finally got back to Dave and Nadine's after an aborted trip to a curry house on the way home. Emily and the Raven had jumped out of the taxi and into the nearest curry house only to find, after choosing where to sit and commenting on how empty it was, that it had been closed for three hours. But the Raven was starving!! Fortunately, or not as the case may be, Emily cooked up some bean based concoction whilst Nadine deep fat fried some bacon. Not too surprised to find Dave with a wet flannel on his head in the morning!!
(CLICK HERE FOR 'MY BEAN OR HER BACON' VIDEO CLIP)
